Thursday, September 6, 2012

Graf #6 Unique


5'11, 230lbs, an American man born in the USA. I'm from a blue collar family with big dreams of a white collar life. I lead when others follow, I succeed where others fail, and I help when other turn their backs. I believe those with the ability to give have the obligation to give. I believe if it isn't broken don't fix it. I don't believe in black and white so I spend most of my time playing in the gray. I know that the world meets nobody half way and if you want it you have to take it.

I work my ass off everyday so that one day my kids wont have too. I run my family business during the day then change my shirt and run my property management company in the afternoon. I'm a father, a husband, and at night a student. I support my community and local non-profit organizations. I volunteer at my children's school and still manage to play poker on Friday night with the boys.

I love big trucks and playing in the mud. I like to walk in the rain and splash in puddles. I love the smell of fresh cut grass and rain on hot tar. I respect the men and women of our armed forces who have given everything so I can have rights and enjoy freedom. As a sign of respect I observe all of these rights.

I'm a hillbilly who loves country music, a redneck who rides shotgun, and a fun loving son of a gun. You are most likely to find me in the woods hunting or fishing then at the library. I'd rather be on the gun range then on the road. As an Eagle scout I support the BSA and as a republican I support the NRA. I have two dogs Lucy and Maximous. As you can tell I loved the movie Gladiator. My favorite t.v. show is Sons of Anarchy.

I played defensive tackle on the field and whooped some ass on the wrestling mat. I hold black belts in two different styles of martial arts and have a cabinet full of guns, so think twice before you mess with me or my family. I'm a tattoo loving, bud light drinking Mainer with to many guns. I like taking shots of whiskey and smoking cigars.

In conclusion all I can say is "Don't hate me, cause you aint me"



1 comment:

  1. "I'm from a blue collar family with big dreams of a white collar life."

    Nicely put.

    "I don't believe in black and white so I spend most of my time playing in the gray."

    I like that too, don't believe I've ever heard it before.

    "As a sign of respect I observe all of these rights."

    That made me smile with pleasure at the writing--and the sentiment.

    I liked Gladiator, think Sons of A is boring--different folks, different strokes, eh?

    Altogether, very nice take on the assignment, following the model somewhat but individualizing it too.

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