Thursday, August 30, 2012

Graf #3 Lists

An inventory of the 3 feet next to my bed

  • 1- 24 capacity green gun safe containing the following
    • 1-Mossburg semi auto 12 gauge shotgun with a turkey choke (made in the USA)
    • 1-Mossburg 20 gauge shotgun (made in the USA)
    • 1-Remington model 700 rifle with scope
    • 1-.22 cal rifle
    • 1- 30/30 rifle
    • 15 boxes of .45 cal rounds
    • 2 boxes of .22 cal rounds
    • 2 boxes of self defense .45 cal rounds
  • on top shelf 
    • 1-.22 cal pistol in leather case
    • 1- Smith & Wesson  M&P .45 cal pistol (Made in the USA)
    • 1-clip containing 10 .45 cal rounds
    • 1 box of 12 gauge Turkey shells
    • 2 boxes of 270 rifle rounds
    • 3 bottles of gun oil
    • 1 white rag
    • 1 sprite bottle
    • 1 red gun lock
  • on top of gun safe
    • 1 buck knife
    • 1 tactical knife
    • 1 NRA logo knife
    • 2 jack knifes
    • 1 black marker
    • 1 State of Maine hunting/ fishing licence
    • 1 Smith & Wesson registration form
    • 1- 500 round ammo box containing 500 shotgun shells
    • 1 pair of camo gloves
    • 1 set of old U-Maine hockey tickets
    • 1 black pistol holster
    • 1 money clip with black lab print
    • 1 gun cleaning kit
    • 1 handgun safety certificate
    • 1 ..45cal clip
    • 5- .22 rounds
    • 1 tin of Grizzly wintergreen
  • on the floor
    • 1 cell phone charger
    • 1 Pepsi cup
    • 1 sleep # bed remote
    • 1 bottle of Gatorade
    • 1 tube of Cortizone cream
    • 1 empty bud light can
The Graf

Does he really need or use all of those weapons? Judging by the empty money clip he spends all of his money on guns and knifes. A mans man, hunter, fisherman who stays true to his heritage. It is evident that he is a blue collar Maine man with a love of the outdoors. He must work very hard to need a cortizone supply on his bedside and a $3,000 sleep number bed. I wonder what his sleep number is? (25) A conservative man proud to represent the NRA, and observes his second amendment right to bare arms. A responsible hunter and gun owner who obeys the laws, and takes safety into account. His abundant suply of ammunition makes a statment that he is ready to defend his family against all enemys. He is a man who supports his country buying american made products. An animal lover and a true patriot. He is not without his faults. It would appear that he has an addictive personality and talks so much he needs a phone charge next to his bed. I guess he is just a tobacco chewing, beer drinking, gun owning good old boy from Maine!!














2 comments:

  1. Ammo is never going to get cheaper, so stocking up makes sense as long as your roof doesn't leak on it! I had to deal with a lot of dirty wife looks just to put a 9 mm pistol in the night table, so you must have a secret I lack.

    The detailing here is scrupulous, and the summarizing or overviewing does the job in style. I don't have any writing suggestions today.

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  2. Thank you for your kind words. I don't have a secret I'm sure I get as many of those wonderful looks as you, but I choose to have the guns and beg for forgiveness each and everyday from the wife. When and if however I should need to use these weapons as a means of self defense she will be the one who has to say those ever so sweet and often unheard words "you were right" Ha Ha Ha

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